drinking alone

Something you just have to do.

I'm drinking alone, but I'm in my apartment so it doesn't count.

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drinking buddy

some one who is almost alway there when you drink, and if you are drinking and they are there they have to drink. it is the drinking buddy rule. usually someone that you trust and you don't mind making a full of your self in front of. a friend you can count on to get just as drunk as you and make amazing memories with.(DB is short for drinking buddy)

ricky is my DB and he is the best drinking buddy because he drinks even when he dosent want to.Just because i am.

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Binge Drinking

A massive consumption of alcohol, mostly beer, in one sitting. This usually leads totemporary memory loss, alcohol poisoning and regretful sex.

That slutty girl got her stomach pumped due to binge drinking!

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Hate Drinking

A sudden, conscious, and uncontrollable impulse to drink excessively regardless of consequence because you have one of those 'I hate everything' days.

Sally: I lost my job, failed my final exam, my boyfriend just broke up with me, and my car was broken into.
Vincent: Damn, sounds like you've had a bad day.
Sally: Yeah, I'm going hate drinking tonight cuz it's just been one of those days.
Vincent: I feel ya.

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fountain drink

A soft drink that you usually get from fast food places. It is a combanation of chemicals that make it taste fresher.

"Damn, I left my fountain drink out for so long that all the ice has melted"

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No-Huddle Drinking

Applying aspects of the NFL's No-Huddle Offense to the area of drinking when time is a factor. This may involve chugging, bonging, or shotgunning beer, a power hour, or upgrading to shots of liquor.

It's already 9:00, we're not drunk, and we've got to head out to the bars soon. No-Huddle Drinking is in effect!

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drink and dial

The inevitable process of calling a romantic interest (girlfriend, boyfriend, etc) while intoxicated to confess random thoughts about absolutely nothing. Usually, you will sound very stupid and pathetic.

Friend1: Dude, I called Jessica and told her that I loved her.
Friend2: Are you drunk?
Friend1: Yeah.
Friend2: I told you not to Drink and Dial. Your such a fuckin idiot.

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