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Invisible Children

1.Children that are Invisible.

2. Or y'know dead children, whichever you prefer.
3. The children that parents wish they did or didnt have.
:)

Superstitious Granny: I can't find David anywhere, he must have become one of the invisible children!
Sister: No! He's just out shooting Jared with his airsoft.

by silicosis November 12, 2018

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Invisible Republic

The fifth incarnation of the United States...

1) Democratic republic (for whites, at least)

2) More politicized nation with stronger federal government forged by the Civil War

3) Empire, with overseas possessions, beginning with the Spanish American War and annexation of Hawaii in 1898

4) Frighteningly corrupt and bizarre corporate conglomerate, as became frighteningly apparent after George W. Bush's theft of the White House in 2000 and the 9/11 terrorist attacks he exploited so ruthlessly

5) The next stage in the evolution of the United States, which can't be predicted with certainty but will hopefully be an "invisible republic" in the tradition of a campfire discussion featured in the late environmental activist Edward Abbey's book Desert Solitaire.

An Invisible Republic (or fifth republic) would presumably follow a fifth major revolution:

1) The "American Revolution," which ended with an independent United States

2) The Civil War, which freed the slaves but arguably did much to wreck the U.S. as a whole

3) The socialist revolution of the late 19th and early 20th centuries, which did so much to help American workers

4) The "flower power" rebellion of the 1960s and 1970s, which did so much for civil rights and the environment and perhaps helped end the war in Vietnam

5) It will probably take an even bigger movement, whether peaceful or violent, to wrest control of the U.S. from corporations and hold people like George W. Bush and Bill Gates accountable.

by David Blomstrom March 3, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


invisible man

A means of keeping a baseball game going in the event that each team is so small (3 players or so) that a player who is already on base must go back up to bat. An invisible man is then placed on the base previously occupied by the person who has gone up to bat.

See Indian Baseball.

The bases are loaded, and we only have three people on each team. Let's have Tommy go back up to bat, and we'll put an invisible man on third.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub July 19, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Invisible S

an added s or 's, on to a word. Typically as a suffix for a possession that is not actually added on to a word. Mostly used phonetically when talking about a brand, store or company ending with a name.

Kind of a fucked up cousin to the silent k.

Examples of Invisible S

Spelling Anyway Phonetically: Anyways
Spelling: Subway Phonetically: Subways
Spelling: Aldi Phonetically: Aldi's
Spelling: Chade Daniel Phonetically: Chase Daniels

by tubbytom December 30, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Invisible Creeper

The single most horrifying thing anyone could ever think to put in a videogame.

Mike: I heard Notch made Invisible Creepers
Ian: WHAT?!?!!? I HAVE TO FORTIFY MY WALLS!
Mike: But what if their already inside the housssssSSSSSSSSSSSS

by RoarkIsAwesome February 18, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


invisible hand

To masturbate after lying on your hand for several minutes making it numb thus becoming invisible.

"I gave my invisible hand a good shag last night"

by Galoot of the Grove June 9, 2004

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Invisible Mountain

The coolest Chick on the face of this planet.

by Invisible Mountain May 27, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž