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“Pajama Jammy Blam” - the enviro safe practice of ejaculating into your sleeping attire from the night before. The idea being to eliminate the need for a towel, sock, or Kleenex. It’s an environmentally responsible way to help your household become more sustainable by reducing laundry loads.......
I’m doing my part to help cut down on unnecessary laundry by utilizing the Pajama Jammy Blam.
The wife rolled over with a headache first thing in the morning so I had to resort to a pajama jammy blam to get my day started.
when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|
stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...
you’re so excited, you cant compose yourself
yeehaw😎
“omg jenni, ur making me nut in my jammies”
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A way of determining if the dark lord satan is near by throwing a covering one side of a slice of toast with jam or jelly and throwing it into the air. If the toast lands Jammy side down, the dark lord is near.
*throws toast*
guy 1: Jammy side down...
guy 2: Shit
Also known as a “StuCo Slam”, this is when an individual is elected onto Student Council five years in a row and serves as Grade 8 Rep, Grade 9 Rep, Grade 10 Rep, Vice President (when in Grade 11) and President (when in Grade 12). Very rare and difficult to do, but an immense honour.
Person 1: “Whoa! Indie is so cool!”
Person 2: “Yeah she is! Did you hear that she completed a StuCo Slammy Jammy?”
Person 3: “No way! That is super impressive!!”
(noun) A term used to describe something or someone complimenting something or someone else well. A good match.
(Person 1) I'm going to to get married with Jen.
(Person 2) Thats great, I think you guys are jammie jam!
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There is only one Jammy Jam James. He is the fittest person imaginable, everyone fancies him. A Jammy Jam James is , for want of a better word, simply personified in the word Sex Machine.
"Oh My God! Is that Jammy Jam James?!?! I want him RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!! "
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