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A weird alien-like egg-laying dildo
Randall's mother found his splorch and couldn't help but wonder how he obtained such a weird novelty.
DUDE YOU OWN A SPLORCH? WHERE ARE IT'S EGGS??
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Food that is pre-processed and comes in a can, box or bag. Of dubious nutritional value, taste and may cause gastrointestinal distress. But it is CHEAP. Named after the sound it makes when it comes out of it's container.
You know that boy's a bachelor, nothing but beer in the fridge, pizzas in the freezer and splorch in the pantry.
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The sound made when chocolate pudding is thrown against a wall. First used to describe a story being told by a former child star after working with an angry Bill Cosby.
Cosby: Then you take the chocolate pudding and SPLORCH! Right against the wall!
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That satisfying squirty sound of hot sauce, or any spicy, liquid condiment makes when exiting the bottle.
April's ear detected the distinctive splorch of Sriacha sauce leaving the bottle.
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Sound of a head being taken off by a high energy weapon, (such as a laser or ray gun.)Usually accompanied by a VOIP
Onomatopoiea
Derived from Quake games.
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Spooge, cum, semen, ejaculate. SPLORCH!
I splorched all over that bitch's face and in her hair.
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when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|
stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...