A guy that is usually really bad in every video game, especially in Counter Strike
OMG, you're so johan deag
Very sexy man with enourmus muscles and very big dick. he has a magestic 12 inch penis with many big veins
ah i am cumming you must be a Johan from norway!
Johan Holgersson billionaire bodybuilder in Stockholm
Johan Holgersson own dream house for 100 million
Johans Andra Lag lyder:
"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)
Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.
"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"
Lars-Johan is a guy who is addicted to coffee and Star Wars.
Mxa: Dude, how much coffee are you going to drink?
LJ: I can't help it, I'm a Lars-Johan
the best person alive most of the time a dad and yea hes just awesome
person 1 ;my dad is the most amazig dad ever!
person 2; whats his name?
person 1 ; big johan