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A terrible band that was overly commercilized by Disney, even though they have no talent. Most people interested in the jonas brothers are mostly 7-12 year olds with no lives and no taste in good music.
OMG MY EARS!!!! What are you playing, the jonas brothers???
John is such a man slut, I think he is a jonas brother
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The Jonas Brothers (a.k.a. Homo Brothers) are homosexual homos. All the care about it their gay music, which sounds like crap to everyone except homos.
Person 1: Are you going to the Jonas Brothers concert tonight?
Person 2: You mean the Homo Brothers.
Person 1: Are you saying that the Jonas Borthers are homos?
Person 2: Yes. Homosexual homos, actually.
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Bunch of faggots who take it up the ass everynight. When one of them takes it up the ass, their moans and screams make up a song
Joe: (thrusting Nick up the ass) comeon man think of something
Nick: "OH jESUS" "I love it" "oh god" "love me some more"
Other Jonas: Good work Nick, nice lyrics. Now you 2 pump me in the poop-chute and i'll think of a chorus :)
(After 2 hours of intense anal action, the Jonas Brothers has thought of another shitty ass love song)
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The three male offspring of a father obsessed with The New Kids on The Block. Currently in his midlife crisis, he misses The New Kids on The Block so much that he drinks because of it. One day he got too drunk and decided to bring back The New Kids On The Block.... Through his children. Through a series of rape, incest, and brainwashing, he turned his kids into The Jonas Brothers, Three kids who were brainwashed into thinking they are The New Kids on the Block. They are now signed up to the disney channel and only appeal to pedophiles and mormon children.
Pedophile: DAMN!!! them Jonas brothers are sexy! I sure wish I was their father.
Mormon kid: Yayy the Jonas Brothers are my favorite band, their so hardcore. I like them because my mom wont let me listen to satanic music like Green Day or Coldplay.
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The Jonas Brothers are like sneezing puppies- at first they're cute, but the longer they sneeze, the worse they sound and the more horrible they look.
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an American pop rock band from Wyckoff, New Jersey made out of stupid teeny bop prep faggots who are a younger version of good charlotte. They suck ass, theyre all Fugly as fuck and they dress all punk when their favorite snack is probably strawberries dipped in whip cream and chocolate.
Jonas brothers fan: NICK JONAS IS SO HOT
Nick jonas: *pops collar* yes im a preppy mcprepp thats fucking gay and has a faggot ass jewfro
me: why the fuck do scum like you live on this planet, damn sellout you don't deserve hollywood fame
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painfully overrated disney shit that appeals only to little girls who have narrow minds and no taste in real music. There supposedly 'attractive' but...I don't see it....damn you disney. Ruining a generation...
Typical Jonas Brothers Fan Speech Fan: OH MY JONAS!! I LOVE YOU JOE *kisses poster* WANNA GO LISTEN TO SOME JAZZY JONAS SONGS?!? Me: *sighs* I feel sorry for your childhood. Go listen to some real music, would ya?
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