According to a man from Canada, Kristy means a kid with a seven foot cock that has ejaculates 7 times a day.
Woah, this guy is a little kristy!
The biggest goober alive. Kristy is very silly, very outgoing, and everyone loves to call her the biggest goober in the universe
An absolute bellend whose sperm is far to fertile
Did you here about yer man his girlfriend is pregnant again. A right Kristy
Cheats on all her mans and takes loads of seman and loves juicy cock from number 18 quarterback
A red headed bitch with herpes, who wont tell you she has it. She will also steal your money and say a baby's yours when its really not.
Concerned Friend: "Man that bitch pulled a Kristy G on you".
Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Really mishandled that situation... I could have fixed it.... You're paying these people to do things and I am so much better than them....
Hym "Ohoho and fix it I could... The need to hire me for Kristi Noem's PR team... Honey, I would give you the world... All you have to do is let me out of the cage..."