An expression that describes a morbidly obese person's rolls of fat, usually, but not limited to, the torso of their body. Typically, these rolls of fat are spilling over pants, shirts, or any other articles of clothing, resulting in a visual analogy to lava flowing over a wall, embankment, or into a body of water.
"Oh my, look at that person's lava flowing over their pants!"
Or, "Holy crap, that person is so fat, its like lava flow!"
Descriptive non-derogatory term for a red head; generally refers to female pubic hair.
At the meeting there were three blondes and a lava crotch.
When you cum inside someone's esophageal herpetic ulcer and the Cum and blood mix and they gag and spit up red lava.
Her Snargle Rocks made me so hard that she spewed red lava.
The product of baking 2 cups diarrhea, 3 tablespoons lemon juice, 10 cups water, 4 1/2 cups white sugar, 1 cup cornstarch, 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon, 1 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg.
Let bake for and hour at 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Let cool for 30 minutes and serve to thine enemies.
I baked a lava pie for that bitch Linda that lives down the road for cheating in bingo last week.
When a man ejaculates into a pit of lava and causes an eruption forming a Lava-Dragon.
That man came in the lava and it formed a Lava-Dragon
The worst feeling in Minecraft when you fall in lava with all your good item
Steve: what happened to Alex
Villager: She tried โswimming in lavaโ
When you jizz inside of a full coke bottle with multiple people and close the bottle tight so it gives the appearance of an unopened bottle and give it to the person you hate the most
He gave that bitch a lava lamp
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