Herpetize

The eruption of herpes simplex on one’s lip due to picking a pimple, or plucking a hair that is located too closely to said lip.

Karen, don’t mess with that zit on your lip. It will herpetize.

Herpetic

Is an adjective used to describe a sore, bump, cut, or injury to the skin that looks grossly infected with herpes/ HPV or that looks like it can transfer herpes /HPV infection to someone.

" If you look real close at Tony's face, all of those bumps look quite herpetic."

HERPETIC

awesome: rocking: spectacular; out of this world; groovy

counterintuitive superlative, a la "sick" or "phat

"dude, we had dinner at Beast, it was herpetic."

Herpetitis-V

Herpetitis-V

A combination of Hepatitis and HIV.

The act of sensual ass eating during sex where the male eats the ass of the female during sex as the female attempts to fart instead actually shits some.

FRIEND #1: "Yeah, my side chick gave me Herpetitis-V but I ate her ass so good during sex that she wanted to go round 3!"

FRIEND #2: "Sick dude! Can I fuck your side piece too and get that Herpetitis-V? It sounds fun to have!"