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When feces accidentally sprays out of the anus during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the anus, much like beating on a bongo drum.
How'd that orgy go, Max?
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.
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An exclamation when everything has gone to shit. I.e., your crazy coworker who was just fired has returned to the office with a handgun.
"Sweet baby Jesus on a lawnmower, it's Ahmed and the crazy mofo has a gun!"
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A modern variation on "kill two birds with one stone."
Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.
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An expression used for telling someone to shut up when they've been talking for way too long about something nobody cares about, especially when the subject matter is an obscure/poor quality piece of media or pseudocelebrity.
The quote itself originates from the youtube channel "Funhaus", when Bruce Greene interrupts the others as they're having a conversation about the movie "Lawnmower Man".
Lawrence: "The Lawnmower Man director, you could tell he was really building up to it cause he teased-"
Bruce: "Stop talking about. Lawnmower. Man."
(At a party)
Guy 1: If you're gonna watch Waterworld, you'd better watch the Ulysses Cut or else you'll be missing out on a lot of scenes that help explain more about the world. It also helps you get a deeper understanding of the Smokers' religious beliefs and their ability to refine-
Guy 2: Hey man, you better stop talking about lawnmower man, you're scaring the hoes away.
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When a man wears shorts which are short enough to expose his balls when bending in a certain manner in which to display them for a neighbor.
Dammit, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. Left ones lower!
When a man wears shorts that expose his testacles due to their short length and bending over excessively to present the balls in a well displayed manner for the neighbors.
Damn it man, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. You know his left one is longer?
A sexual act in which a man rips out a woman’s pubes out with his teeth as he vibrates his lips on her pussy lips
Hey bro I gave my girl a Sweedish lawnmower and she squirted everywhere