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when something is really funny, but suddenly gets really awkward
meaning you are going to fuck a girl and then leave her.
homeboy: "aye u gon' get her pregnant?"
fuckboy: "nahhh imma hit and leave"
Trying to avoid wiping your ass with your hand and not using poison ivy, oak, etc.
I was about to shit my pants in the deer stand so I climbed on down and was wiping with leaves so I didn't have shit on my asshole!
A great feel-good tv show that aired from 1957-1963. Leave it to Beaver provides all the elements of comedy, childhood, and a loving family. Most of the episodes will remind you of your childhood in some way. Some people don't approve of this show because it was before women's liberation but if you watch enough episodes you'll see that the husband helps out his wife with dishes and other household chores. That's just the way everyone was back then, we cannot look down on the Cleavers for it :)
Person1: God, my girlfriend's family are such jerks I wanna watch some Leave it to Beaver so I can hope there's some perfect family out there so I won't be trapped by freaks forever!
Person2: Dude you're stupid that show is way too old and boring.
(starts watching)
Person2: (laughs) Wow that Eddie Haskell is just like me!
(realizes it's a good show)
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1. That which the butcher hath used and is now done with.
2. Fucking a girl on the floor without a condom, giving her an STD, leaving her on the floor, and never talking to her again.
Dude: Man I nutted all up in that chick's pussy after I nailed her in the floor of the bathroom.
Guy: Don't you have HPV?
Dude: Yeah, but no one ever said the Butcher's Leavings are clean.
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When hit it and quit it accidentally results in a pregnancy.
Sean:Dude, I went over for a booty call last night but accidentally blew inside her. So I got the fuck out.
Brian: Haha nice! A perfect conceive and leave.
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The scraggly, fuzzy, uneven growth on a servicemember's face while he is on an extended leave of absence.
The last day of vacation usually involves the shaving of the Leave Beard - a very difficult and time consuming task.
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