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What ALL 50 states in the US need.
I live in a legal state, Michigan. I started smoking at age 19 and it has helped with so many things from depression to social anxiety to my chronic back pain. If all states had legal weed, a lot of issues today's generations face would be much easier to cope with.
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Enjoying a quiet, private drink (preferably brandy or whiskey) with a best friend in a secluded spot while mulling over the days events, discussing life's finer points and pondering hypothetical future situations
Paul: Today's been insane, want to shot out for a Boston Legal?
In the pub, only two there, sitting in the corner enjoying a whiskey
Paul: Do you ever think that if you needed a kidney, someone you know would step forward?
John: *ponders for a moment* I'd like to think I'd step up for you *quietly returns to enjoying whiskey*
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What the authorities declare you after you disappear into your basement to play an awesome video game for weeks on end.
I got Halo: Reach, and two weeks later I emerged to discover I'm legally dead.
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One who abides by all laws, loves to play cop man, is a snitch, goes and gets coffee every morning to patrol the school parking lot, makes you have parent permission for everything, doesn't care to trust anybody, very uptight, has their head up their ass, usually is someone in higher authority than you, reports crime, and follows the dress code every day at work or school. This person follows all of the rules, even lame rules.
"Sir, do you have a pass? No? What is that a phone, give me your phone."
"Well, my friend, you are a Legal Document for trying to be so law-like."
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when something is or becomes legal, based on stipulations by a law.
Im just kidding, it doesnt mean shit. It's really just a heavily over used phrase we use to sound smart. 50% of the time it works all the time.
It's like going to Mcdonalds and ordering a cheeseburger with cheese.
"It's not my fault you signed docs on an A.R.M, your house payment is now $6080.27, and that's not something that was just made up. You owe it, legally by law "
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The age where mormons will finally date (16)
"that new boy is so cute!"
"i heard he was a mormon."
"damn. i wish i was mormon legal!"
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Used as an excuse and in the legally blind vine.
Cop - "So...How fast were you going?"
Guy - "I couldn't have been speeding! I'm legally blind"
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