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liberal

a steaming pile a shit. someone who thinks they know all about the problems in life. someone who gets embarassed of his/her country for being the best and would rather switch to socialism and tax the fuck out of everyone to limit success. someone who comes back after a semester of college and spits out the same dog shit that their liberal professors fed them and try to pass it off as their own. someone who hates rush limbaugh for being right all the time and for repearedly quashing their feable arguments. just all around illinformed, misinformed, uninformed steaming piles of shit!

Billy thinks we should vote Obama. He says that Obama is change we can believe in. I said that all Obama's changes would be for the worse. He didn't care, he's a liberal.

by john doe 3000 July 11, 2008

970πŸ‘ 1129πŸ‘Ž


Liberal

Someone who is athiest, anti-American, extremely hypocritical, who lies and tarnishes the American country just to get into power, who ruins the economy once they actually get into power, who hates the military and its personnel, who DOESN'T support what marriage is, and who has no balls at all.

"let's TALK to the murderous terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us all by cutting our heads off, and when we catch them, we can't interrogate them because that's mean!" - Said the Liberal

by Paradox4000 July 4, 2009

1047πŸ‘ 1227πŸ‘Ž


liberals

Liberals are masters of two things , brainwashing and censorship.

i hate liberals ....

by take your two party system and shove it June 1, 2006

500πŸ‘ 574πŸ‘Ž


liberal

Ignorant freedom-haters who don't think it's worth their time to read up on "the facts". They think that killing soon-to-be babies is right and that noone should have at least a chance at life, no matter how bad it may be. They all praise their pagan forest god Al Gore, whose house emits ten times as many greenhouse gases as a normal house. During the Civil War, they supported slavery against the newly formed Republican party, which was against slavery. Many American liberals cannot speak proper English, either speaking in a completely incoherent "big city" accent, or like they think that they're a rapper. Many value material objects and sex over anything else, and others think that everyone who doesn't think their way should be shot. A common profession among liberals is that of the drug dealer.

"That liberal stole my shoes!"

by CrystDron February 28, 2007

784πŸ‘ 923πŸ‘Ž


Liberal

An annoying, college aged hipster that objects to all traditions, and thinks that most flags are racist.

Conservative: β€œPuts up Gadsden flag in yard”

Annoying Liberal Next door: OMG that flag is so anti feminist, anti gay and racist! I though racism was extinct!!

by Jahamez April 13, 2020

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


liberator

When a fart can't escape safely past your butt cheeks then begins an exodus by climbing your cheeks to the small of your back to the promised land and freedom. Usually when sitting in cramped conditions.

Thank god for that liberator or I would've had to get up anyway to rewipe.

by caylow February 4, 2011

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


liberal

someone who believes in lassiez-faire capitalism

A classical liberal, Hiram questioned the need of government to control the market.

by AUSTIN STONEMAN September 25, 2003

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