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When you stick 3 AA batteries in your butt to prevent anal rape.
I didn't know her special move was the lightning dragon!
Looks Good From a distance but you wouldn't want to get too close.
"Look at her she's well fit" mate replies "nah mate iv'e seen her close up she's a right lightning storm"
A moment of social destruction that comes on so quick, it’s like a natural disaster
Watch out, she is going wreak lightning havoc on you
The mysterious force that makes bisexual people so powerful and sexy.
Person 1: Wow, raccoons are so cool.
Person 2: Yeah, they’re powered by bisexual lightning.
shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well
john took a lightning shit and his lower intestines came out
Pussy lightning is a sexual phenomenon that happens when you're fucking a girl, and her pussy hits an especially sensitive area of your cock. A sharp, intense burst of pleasure races down your cock and electrifies your entire body. The only way to recover from pussy lightning is to roll your eyes back, twitch, and howl like a werewolf.
If my girlfriend wants me to last longer, she needs to stop zapping my balls with her pussy lightning.
Better not be a drivin' if you're a drinkin' White Lightning.
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