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wtf is a marker kid and why is everyone talking about them
@1insomnia234 tweeted: wtf is a marker kid and why is everyone talking about them
When you're in the psych ward and you only have a washable marker to put on green makeup that makes you look like reverse ICP
I looked like a sexy alien with my marker makeup - Kelsey
When you stick a turd in a girl's vagina and have her write your name on a piece of cardboard.
Hey I need to make a name tag can you cap a marker for me.
This mean to have sex with penetration
I looked at my friend and i said i put the cap on the marker
A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.
“I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.