Marker lightsaber

The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.

Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*

Find the Markers

this is based of BFDI

Man 1: Let's play Find the Markers together :
Man 2: sure
Karen: NO NO NO NOT GUD GAME DELETE DELETE DELETE

Marker Stacker

A derogatory term used by small children;

Used sarcastically when you are involved in a dispute where the other party is acting like a small child.

Ryan: I'm not your friend anymore...
Josh: Oh yeah, well your a stupid Marker Stacker!

spermanent markers

Da tell-tale color-bands in a DNA test dat show you as being da father of a love-baby; said genes will always remain a part of said offspring's future lineage.

Spermanent markers in a child's DNA chart are always gonna be a pesky reminder of your past lack of responsible behavior with da child's mama.

Grass Marker

A character in Find the Markers who lays in the grass all day thinking about life.

Guy#1: Where's Grass Marker?

Guy#2: Idk, thinking about life.

Bitch Marker

A proffessor or teacher who assigns a rather easy assignment, such as an Essay or even a Test, and attempts to compensate by marking terribly as to give out a low mark to said student who completed the assignment.

Zack: What did you write down when it asked for "Define Gene,"
Tim: IDK, Ms. K hates me so I am going to get a shit mark on that question anyway.
Zack: Yea she is SUCH a bitch marker.

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Fred: I love Ms. Hendren, despite our unsually hard test she marks it amazingly easy.
Tim: Wow, she is the opposite of a bitch marker.

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Brick Marker

A marker in Find the Markers.

Guy#1: I found brick marker!

Guy#2: How could you not find it faster it's easy to find.