Yayo-Mayo

Step 1: Cum in girl's ass.
Step 2: Snort cum out of girl's ass.
Step 3: Spit cum on girl's face.

I totally gave that dirty girl a Yayo-Mayo last night.

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bulldog with mayo

Really loose and floppy beaf curtains soaked with mucus that makes a chicks gash look like a bulldog's face after it stuck its face in a jar of mayonnaise.

"I was gonna tap this chicks ass but when i saw the bulldog with mayo I figured I owe it to myself to pass this one by and wait for something a little less used."

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mike mayo

Only about 656 victories and a whole lot of asswooping

I wish Mike Mayo was here

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mayo monster

a stupid, ignorant, and probably racist white person

me: *notices friend crying*

friend: THAT STUPID FUCKING MAYO MONSTER CALLED ME A DUMB MONKEY WHORE

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love mayo

A man's sexual juice stuff.

damn yo, he shot me in the eye with his love mayo!

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alpha mayo

The ejaculation of an Alpha Male; an Alpha Male’s ejaculation

Sorority Girl 1: “Did you guys fuck?”
Sorority Girl 2: “Hell yeah, girl. He put his Alpha Mayo all over my tits”

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Adding Mayo

The act of exaggerating a story that is not that exciting in order to get a reaction from listeners. Like in a sandwich adding mayo makes the sandwich better, the same goes for a dry story.

person 1:"i went into the fridge the other day and the milk was so off that when i took a sniff i vomited my entire breakfast back up!"

person 2: mate i think your adding mayo to that story, no one cares about your off milk

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