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i am a menace

I am a menace
Smackin' his balls like in Tennis
Suckin' his d**k 'Til he finish
Not lettin' his semen replenish
Balls in my throat
Splooge in my mouth is my image
I'm not a joke
Got your man's ass in my scope
Extend his d**k down in my throat
These faggets know
I'm wearing his ass like a cloak
Now I'm his number one ho
These men I be bangin', p*n*s be slangin'
Mega d**k Sam is the one I be claimin'
He f**k like a beast, you cannot tamе 'em
We don't use condoms, this sh*t 'gon gеt dangerous!
He nut in my face now his p*n*s is floppin'
I lick up the nut while I'm runnin' his wallet
I call him the driller, his d**k like a rocket
I keep my lips spread while his balls is droppin'
My ass i CLOGGED
Shaft deep, down, down to his balls
I'm runnin' through men like he shufflin' cards
G spot Jumpin'
Tearing my walls
Quinching my thirst with the sweat off his balls
Whole lotta' f**kin'
b*t*h come strech me
as*h**e got n***as kickin' like Jet Li
Mouth is a bowl, and your nut is the recipe
Finish in my mouth then splooge on the rest of me
Whole lotta' n***as, whole lotta' faggets
See a buldge in your pants
And you know I gotta' grab it
All grey sweats, d**kprint gotta' have it
Bend that ass over lose the draws so I can stab it

I like d**k, big as sh*t
f**k my guts, f**k a clit
Make you c*m, with my tongue
Then inject me in my bum
He stay hard like a rock
Suck his d**k right through his socks

I am a menace is from that song homo flow, you are gay

by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021


phantom menace effect

When you do something a second time and like it better because it can no longer disappoint you the way it did the first time.

1."I just watched Batman V Superman again."
"How was it?"
"Not as terrible as I remember."
"I think you're under the phantom menace effect."

2. "Wow, sex is so much better the second time!"
"Phantom menace effect my friend, phantom menace effect."

by flashwildecard January 8, 2017


[Phantom Turd] Menace

(Noun)Someone who likes to defacate in unlikely public places, with or without the support of onlookers. This is often for a feeling of shock-satisfaction.

Come back here you Phantom Turd Menace and clean that stinking feces from my fridge

Huey! Next time you're at the peep show, try masturbating instead of power-shitting all over the window like a Phantom Turd Menace!

by Boy J, aka: mull January 13, 2009


Mid-ladder Menace

Somebody who is at a high ranking level when they are bang average at a game.

It’s most commonly used in clash royale dialect to describe decks/plays at a high level that don't make sense.

Can also be used in multiple other games where scoreboards are in operation and somebody is getting a little bit too big for their boots when they are just bang average.

We are playing a mid-ladder menace, He's running royal giant and hog rider in 2023!

Alternatively:

Them: I popped off that round! I went 10 and 8!
You: You're still a mid-ladder menace.

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023


Phantom Menace Syndrome

A delayed reaction of disappointment, potentially towards any work of art or entertainment. Having a positive appraisal of a song, or a book, or a movie or TV show (for example) that gradually decays into a negative appraisal after some casual consideration.
A common response to having high expectations that are unmet, towards an artist or intellectual property that one is subjectively fond of.

"I really enjoyed the last episode of Game of Thrones at the time, but after thinking about it for a couple of days it gave me a case of Phantom Menace Syndrome..."

by Large Wooden Badger July 10, 2019


menacing teddy bear

someone who looks unappraochable and can beat the shit out of you, but is exactly the total opposite of that.

guy1) oh my god! oh my god! he's gonna kill me i know it

guy2) *walks over* sup, can you like move...your blocking the door

guy1) uh, yeah no problem...

guy2) thanks

guy1) freakin menacing teddy bear

by noneofyourconcern72 July 2, 2011

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Dennis the Menace

When you slingshot an used cum filled condom

He Dennis the menaced me right in the face

by J dizzle October 30, 2017

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