Slang for the booklet of rules a workplace issues new employees.
Hey Phil! I know Scott is new to this, you get him his pizza menu yet?
The most crusty song ever made by man, it's like biting tinfoil, but 10x worse.
Person 1: Man I want to feel the sharpness of a knife in a .mp3 format!
Person 2: Go check Sonic Spinball Options Menu, it rocks.
When your table neighbour in a restaurant builds a barrier of menus to try and block your loud conversation.
Being rushed to order something at a restaurant because you have showed up late to the restaurant. Your friends are ordering their food and the waitress/waiter is waiting for your order. You either get to only glance over the menu or you never get the chance at all. You are menu rushed.
I was menu rushed at the diner the other night because i showed up late.
I ordered a sandwich that i didn't even want the other night because i was menu rushed.
when the Gearbox does the Risk of Rain 2 dlc, and fucks it up so bad console bois literally can't play the game. A true gearbox moment.
R.I.P. ROR2 - Cause of death: T2 Interactive
"Wassup bro I been trying to play the new Risk of Rain 2 update with the heavily advertised couch coop for consoles, but I'm stuck on the main menu boss. My homie plugged in a second controller to help me beat him, in reponse the boss deleted my entire save, and downloaded Randy Pitchfork's USB stick onto my Xbox, getting me arrested by Chris Hansen!"
Code for obamas underground child labor service. Defines whether they plan on torturing the child with an apache helicopter or the leg of an elmo doll
Boi lets which one off the childrens menu u wanna use on this cancer kid
a menu hoe is a person who can’t stick to one menu and keeps stealing them.
my mother is a menu hoe
lauren’s being a menu hoe