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A sex act where a male urinates inside the anal cavity of a female, proceeds to have anal sex while the female's bowels are filled with urine, eventually ejaculates inside the anal cavity, and upon the man's completion the female farts the messy contents of her rectum onto the man's penis. It's the newest sensation sweeping the nation.
"Your mom is hot, dude. I would totally pull a Messy Maloney with her."
"For my birthday, will you give me a Messy Maloney?"
"I gotta' piss like a mutherfucker'. Lemme see dat' ass and let's make a Messy Maloney up in here, ya dig?"
"having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
messisexuals who always argue for messi like hes a family member and would even die for him
abzino: ronaldo is the goat
messi bumlicks: messi was the goat when he was 18 years old- then proceeds to say wallah like it automatically means theyre right.
When you have the girl wrap her legs around you and pick her up and spin as fast as you can while holding onto her arms, then once the centrifugal force starts to pull her away, you nut and let go of her, causing her to shoot across the room, with a trail of cum.
I gave my girlfriend “the messy meteor” and now she has a concussion.
when you cum on someones upper lip while they are sleeping and it dries so it looks like a cum-mustache
that dick just gave me a messy guissepie!
Haha! I still see your cumstache
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To perform cunnilingual acts upon a lady friend whilst she is in the midst of a period, thus making your face look like you have just indulged in a drunken saucy meat based fast food dish.
I had no idea she had the painters in until the last minute, so I ended up eating a well messy kebab.
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A night on the streets/in a park, which can consist of snorting mephedrone, bonging salvia, chugging pints, eating dominos and chinese whilst blazing up a jay, and listening to dark tunes. Basically a night out with at least 3 people abusing their bodies for pure entertainment. It happens when there are no free houses available, the next best alternative.
"Mate my parents have decided not to go out, fancy a messy night instead?"
"Can't wait for this messy night to commence!"
"I've got blunts, ganja, maddy, budweiser, tarantula... this messy nights gonna be a gooden'"
"Alright i'll be there in a bit, this nights gonna get messy."
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