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where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.
boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"
girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."
boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"
When a woman is in the missionary position and the man squats over top of her and points his dick straight down and performs anal sex while bouncing up and down.
"Last night I did the froggy missionary on my mom! It was so lit!"
Dropping acid and then proceeding to have sex while tripping.
person 1: "Crazy night last night, huh?"
person 2: "Yeah, I went on a missionary trip."
Woke people that are pushing their agendas onto minorities thinking they are helping people.
Really they are marginalizing and oppressing minorities further by constantly telling them the world is out to get them and they should be fearful of systemic issues.
Subsequently when the minorities desperately need to trust authorities and the health system they are fearful and end up loosing out.
Example: Saying for years the health system has systemic racism and minorities shouldn't trust it, then wondering why the minorities won't get vaccinated against Covid. Or even worse reinforcing the fears by saying minorities are right to be skeptical when the Ideology Missionary themselves are vacinnated.
Gosh even calling people minorities is oppresive in it's self and indicates a group is unable to achieve anything without their Ideology Missionary saviors.
When you are having missonary sex and you pull out shit in her pussy and continue fucking her
I just can't please my man
Well why don't you give him a missionary burrito
One of those sex positions old people find difficult due to all the floppiness but you can do role play so it’s okay 👍🏻
I needed a quickie so he just flopped me in missionary