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The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.

The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.

by toee December 2, 2006


missionary trip

Dropping acid and then proceeding to have sex while tripping.

person 1: "Crazy night last night, huh?"
person 2: "Yeah, I went on a missionary trip."

by jo_z May 31, 2015


no missionary march

where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.

boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"

girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."

boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"

by lickMyBalls;) September 13, 2021


Missionary dater

Missionary dater is one of a religious faith, commonly Christianity, dating a person with differing beliefs (or commonly no beliefs at all), for the purpose of changing that person's beliefs or religion.

Carrie: There are far too many guys out there that don't have my same belief system so I shun them. But aren't I called to spread the good news..? *sigh* Life's busy and time too precious to waste it dating a nonbeliever...
Casey: "heckkk no, I ain't no missionary dater!"

by Howiegal October 5, 2015


non-missionary

The act of fucking in any other position besides missionary

Can we fuck non-missionary tonight Steve? Ok bob. Huh but it's two guys how! Im Confused

by Topdeck June 25, 2015


Froggy Missionary

When a woman is in the missionary position and the man squats over top of her and points his dick straight down and performs anal sex while bouncing up and down.

"Last night I did the froggy missionary on my mom! It was so lit!"

by Castomer April 18, 2019


standing missionary

Erik Sierra's favorite sex position.

Erik Sierra always wanted to use standing missionary, but never could because he can't get pussy.

by DumbHoerxgcrx35r5tctcnicyv November 24, 2021