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A mating ritual involving an intricate non-melodic vocal performance. The similarity between this mating ritual and language used to communicate information is purely coincidental and has lead to much confusion.
Alan Sokal's recent attempt to communicate with post modernists had mixed results; the post modernists attempted to mate with Alan, but no offspring have yet been reported. Exactly how post modernists reproduce, and if they can breed with humans is still being researched.
"'Insert random noun' is a socialist construct" translates to "ooh baby, don't you look sexy. Do you like it post modernism style?"
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A modern life is living in the city and riding your Electric scooter to your Wework office. People leading this lifestyle use Uber Eats on a daily basis and recently purchased and E-bike and an expensive camera.
Daphne: let’s just order sushi on Uber eats.
Alex: wow we’re living a modern life!
A type of humor in which all meaning is worthless
aka it’s fucking stupid
Example of Modern Humor: Sussy among us Fortnite Balls ayo The pizza here white people be like 21
A summer in today's age typically includes vigorous swamp ass whilst sitting in your room looking at a screen all day. You eventually become so bored during this time that you decide to create a new term about it in the Urban Dictionary. Social interaction is limited.
Hey, what did you do this summer?
I sat in my room all day whilst sweating vigorously from my ass. Some call it a modern summer.
Absolute hottie. He has lots of money too
Modern soldier is a hottie
When an uneducated chef describes his style of cooking.
"Yo, everything we make is whack! My menu is modern american."
A school in Perth where the Western Australian Government put all the students who cheats on tests so they can torture them and negate their ATARs
Person 1: Did you hear that Person 3 got into Perth Modern?
Person 2: Yeah, they're in for a hell of a ride.