E-bike

An E-bike is a bicycle with an electric motor (usually on the front or rear wheel, but sometimes built into the crank) and battery that assists the pedalling of ones legs, generally up hills. Many e-bikes also have throttles that can be twisted or pushed to ride the e-bike like a motorcycle without pedalling. E-bike throttles are usually used to flex on cyclists that cannot afford e-bikes who are going up hills, though this is usually a dick move. Places like Vancouver and California have a lot of e-bikes because the terrain is very hilly there.

Cyclist: pedalling hard uphill
E-biker: Passes by with virtually no effort and while winking says “Damn that hill must suck”
Cyclist: Pit maneuvers e-biker and beats the shit out of him/her

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E-Bike

A variation of the modern era bi-cycle, typically used by weaker humans who arnt strong enough to pedal with their chicken legs. E-Bike owners usually drive white Mercedes Sprinter vans, annoying the public because of it’s stupid size, taking up multiple car parks.

I wish i never bought an E-Bike because everyone makes fun of me.

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E-Bike

A motorized bicycle powered by an electric motor and a battery. They are hated by cyclists, pedestrians, and drivers alike. Cyclists hate e-bikes because they see it as cheating. Pedestrians hate e-bikes because their speed makes them hazardous. Drivers hate e-bikes because they feel like they have the right to ride in the middle of the car lane. Essentially, everybody hates e-bikes.

Someone riding an e-bike hit two pedestrians and fled the scene. Police responded and arrested the e-bike rider for hit and run causing injury.

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e-bike

electric motorized bicycle

Hey, did you remember to charge up your e-bike for the trip tomorrow?

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E-Bike Kids

Those 13-16 year old white kids who buy 2000 dollar E-Bikes to form a “gang” despite living in a gated community, they mostly roam lose Angeles, but also are beginning to infect other cities.

“Those fucking E-Bike Kids keep launching fireworks all night”