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Muddy Mitten

When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.

Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.

by Gunship May 5, 2019


muddy bloody

whenever you nail a girl in the tailpipe and you pull out and there is anal leakage consisting of shit and blood.

i had to clean the muddy bloody off my bed after i fucked her in her ass.

by willjoekirby September 29, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muddy Leprechaun

A sexual maneuver involving scat and an Irish midget. Freedom to do whatever is encouraged, but you must ejaculate in an arc to resemble a rainbow.

"Man last night was amazing. We had anal intercourse, and then I gave her a muddy leprechaun."

by Scat 'o' the Irish March 1, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muddy Muskie

When you have anal sex, and take out your penis, with shit on your dick, flop your dick around like a muskie out of water, and shit goes all over the girl.

Man, I sure gave that drunk chick one hell of a muddy muskie last night.

by the cock monster March 24, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muddy Mary

An effeminate homosexual male bottom with poor anal hygiene who partially defecates during anal sex.

Lance is such a Muddy Mary. Every time I fuck his ass he whines like a school girl and stinks like an open asshole.

by Matt Whipple December 30, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


muddy fingers

The term used to describe the act someone who works in a Lab testing peoples Faeces would engage in. Some more modern labs use little spades to transfer specimens, but this term is for the old fashion and hard core Labs.

" Hey lads i got me job back at the lab, so i guess I'll be getting muddy fingers again"

by Jebusmoore October 19, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muddy Windmill

When a guy sticks his dick in an ass, takes it out and slaps the other person in the face, imitating a windmill

Steven: "MAN!! last night I gave a girl an extremely excellent muddy windmill... she loved it!"

Jack: "Sounds like fun! We should try it sometime"

by JuneauPankake February 7, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž