Nature's Lube

Refers to using shit as lube for anal sex. Typically the receiver with eat food which causes as mushy dump (that kind that takes nine rolls of toilet paper to wipe clean). Rather than wiping, the receiver will leave the remaining shit as is and have the giver insert their penis, using the shit as lube. In some cases, the receiver will cut the shit short, increasing the remaining fecal matter / lube.

We were all out of lube last night, so Sonia just took a dump without wiping and then I fucked her up the ass using nature's lube.

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Mother Nature

A term used to personify nature. Using the term "Mother Nature" doesn't necessarily mean you don't believe in God, it is simply a slang term for referring to nature.

Mother Nature is so intelligent in it's design - plants purify our air, trees shade us from damaging UV rays, and grass keeps our coast lines from eroding.

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nature calls

When someone says - nature calls - they mean they have to go to the bathroom - lool - WC -toilet.

during a conversation

john : have you heard about the new ipad

steve: nature calls brb dude

john : lol take your time

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force of nature

A person or creature possessing unnatural or God-like power.

She was a force of nature.

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naturally high

Feeling high, but without the use of drugs.

I got no sleep last night...man, I feel high...naturally high...

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Natural Selection

Law of the world where the stupid, ignorant and stubborn people die first.

While they think they are immune to Covid-19, people who don't wear masks and practice social distancing will be the first ones to die, this is natural selection so that only smart people survive.

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Natural Ho

A female who acts naturally whoreish, as if they were born with slutty intentions.

1. Did you see her at the bar? She was grinding on every guy there! She a natural ho.

2. Why does she dress so slutty? She's just a natural ho.

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