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A rule for life: if people are going out drinking and you are wearing shoes you have to go with them. Invented by Nic Simpkin.
"We're going to the pub, you coming "
"Nah, just got back, I'm tired"
"It's the rules: Shoes on Booze on!"
Piss shoes are the shoes you where when you know you are going out to get wasted and when you know that by the end of the night you will have pissed on them at least once.
Fuck me. I'm so thankful to myself that I brought my piss shoes cuz i jus tried urinating outside and i got piss all over my shoes.
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used with air jordans: when someone is BALLIN' and people ask where they get their mad skillz from they answer wit "it the shoes!" referring to their Jordans
-man u got sweet skillz! how u do it?
-it the shoes!
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A very shitty shoe store that was ran by Tyrone, foot locker is better.
"Hey man, wanna go to shoe palace?" "Fuck no that big black fuck Tyrone is there."
A phrase used to describe someone who is never caught acting up or slippin. They always seem innocent and get around the system. They "cruise" by.
Adam - We've got to get this guy fired, man! We should catch him acting up.
Blake - That's impossible, Adam. This guy's got shoes for cruise, we'll never catch him slippin...
When a large-footed woman wears sexy heels that are meant for dainty feet and the foot fat bulges beyond the confines of the shoe. AKA shoe muffin top. Similar to FUPA (Foo-pah) Fat Upper Pussy Area.
Too bad those patent leather heels don't come in 10 wide. They give you a wicked shoe-pa!
Typically brown or black shoes to be worn at formal events. They are widely used in dance, for parties, and for special occasions, but are worn by some as their standard daily shoes.
Dress shoes are typically contrasted to athletic shoes.
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