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A band that Conor Oberst (of Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos, and Park Ave.) and Tim Kasher (of Cursive and The Good Life) used to be in. They shared vocals.
Conor was pre-pube during this time and sounded like a little girl.
It's awesome.
"Listening to Commander Venus makes me happy. Tim is such an amazing writer!"
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the 10 commandments for rednecks
1.) thou must marry thine sister.
2.) thou must consume copious amounts of alcohol.
3.) thou mustn't achieve greater education than grade 8.
4.) thou must live in a broken down house or trailer park.
5.) thou mustn't bathe more than twice per year.
6.) thou must have many children, many pets, and have your parents live in the attic.
7.) thou must watch NASCAR.
8.) thou must wear plaid and a trucker hat.
9.) thou must live in the USA or Canada.
10.) thou must own a beaten up truck
the lost commandments
11.) thou must listen to country.
12.) thou must vote for bush.
13.) thou must make moonshine.
14.) thou mustn't pay taxes.
15.) thou must hate your neighbor.
16.) thou must disapprove of newcomers.
17.) thou must salute the trucker.
18.) thou must only eat game you find (road) and kill, yourself.
19.) thou have a rocking chair on your porch.
20.) thou must play the banjo.
-road trip through Alabama-
-stop at a gas station-
-get out and fill up-
guy 1 "hmm?"
-locals stare and talk to each other-
-guy 1 gets back into car-
-guy 1 to guy 2- " those guys are kind of creeping me out. Can you guess why they're doing that?"
guy 2 "have no idea. You might want to check in with them redneck commandments."
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Someone who can watch their woman be decimated by other men without issue. The ultimate cuck.
It turns out Demetri is a cuck commander. I went through the back door of Demetri's house to surprise him for his birthday, and instead I saw his wife getting a train ran on her by random guys from the bus stop!
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A ROBLOX Thing you can do, like ih "Kohls Admin House", and "Forstaken's/Toffu's game.
Johny: Hey dud u gots sum admin commandz XDDDDD
Tim: Stfu i hav ur moms hed xd
(Admin Commands Means UNLIMITIED POWER btw)
Johny: no frik off im 21 ur 2 xdddddd
Tim: Nu ur dad is 2, 2 INCHES DEEP XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Johny: lol gud 1 xd
Random Nub: H1 b33chs!1`1~! I l1k3 SUm ad1n com3nszzz xd xd xd xd
Johny: *Begins to spam* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Tim: Explode JololIm21Notrllyxd
Johny: Y TEH FRIK U DED DAT
Tim: bc ur 1 xd
Johny and Nub: Frik u
Johny and Nub: Kill TimsRools21MoreDan1XD
Tim: WTF U NUBY SHEIT IMMA FRIK U UP IRL OML PHOCR
All: Leave Game
Me: xd mo adminz 4 me xdddddddddd
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The 10 commandments, plus all the miscellaneuos rules set forth by God in Exodus. Pretty much, break one and you're screwed.
Guy: What are the 10 commandments?
Woman: What? There are 620 Commandments... too many to list.
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Is the biggest and the most ruthless criminal organization in Brazil.
Was founded by the alliance between top level criminals and former communist guerrillas in Rio de Janeiro.
Today, with an estimated revenue of more than 50 billion dollars, the Red Command is becoming one of the most powerful international criminal organizations, spreading pretty fast around Latin America and getting into the USA.
They are known by their extreme violence and by torture their enemies.
The term is used to define any group of people that are in criminal activity and have no fear or respect by the human life, any group of people that kills and tortures for fun.
"They formed a Red Command and are killing all the Cubans. You can see by the heads without eyes thrown on the street crossings and by the fetuses burning."
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The most awesome nickname EVAR. You simply must be the best person ever to attain such a title. The person must possess the necessary skills for this job as well, such as having over 5000 pages of dungeons and dragons manuals memorized. If the one called Commander Xander approaches you, you must bow and give him offerings of food and cash.
"Where would you like the village girls sir?" -Dedicated Crew Mate
"Send them to my private quarters." - Commander Xander
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