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This is someone who is aggressively, obnoxious and loudly idiotic.
Geraldo is a real jumping jackass!
A way to figure out who your friends are in a PC game called Rust.
Jump check! Jump check! Three geared guys on the rocks to our north east!
The act of going into other peoples yard/property to go jump into their pool without their permission or them knowing to just swim or get wet on a really hot day.
David: Hey lets go pool jumping.
Pedro: Ight I'm down, but we gotta go pick up Jose cuz he knows where all the best pools are at.
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While engaged in coitus with a significant other
The act of applying a taser to the glutes (or any other significant muscle group) to stimulate the tightening of vaginal (or anal) muscles for the betterment of orgasm.
See also, "The Kenyan Jump Start" to be defined as:
the Jump Start, but (in the absence of a taser) the taser is replaced with a King Cobra
Or "The Cowboy/ Country Jump Start"
(A cattle prod)
Or "The Old-School Jump Start"
(A car battery)
"Last night I jump started my girl and I swear I came so hard we BOTH blacked out".
"My jackass boyfriend jump started me and now I have a mark"
A tactic used in horror movies to scare people, the jump scare is used by unimaginative filmmakers as a cheap method of frightening the audience; i.e, making them literally "jump" out of their seats. This device is being increasingly employed in modern horror movies, along with gratuitous amounts of gore, because the directors have forgotten how to actually scare people.
A scantily clad, bosomy teenager who hears a suspicious noise in her empty house on a rainy night while watching a movie gets up from the couch to investigate its source. Walking slowly, she calls out, "Is anybody there?" As she nears the kitchen, a black cat streaks across the hallway, accompanied by a loud, piercing measure of orchestral music. "Oh, whiskers, you silly cat, you scared me!" she says, breathing a sigh of relief. She turns around, anxious to get back to her movie, when an axe suddenly buries itself in her skull.
Most of the audience screams in fright. However, the veteran horror movie fans in the theater have seen way too many cheap uses of the jump scare to be fooled. They shake their heads and think about the good old days when movies like The Shining were actually able to genuinely scare them.
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'This place is hella boring.'
'Yeah, let's jump this bitch.'
A sexual act practiced occasionally amongst foot fetishists, where the two participants, sitting and facing each other, both place a toe or toes from one foot into the others' mouth and then a toe or toes from the other foot into the others' genitals or anus.
After a long Car Jump with a lover one might find oneself with toejam in one's mustache.
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