The Purposeful Misunderstander purposefully misunderstands everything you say.
After I called him a Dutch Uncle, the purposeful misunderstander told everyone I called him a child molester.
When you have an accident, you crash your car because you were an idiot or were not paying enough attention.
When you have an on-purpose, you crash your car on purpose. There is no accident, rather, this was a deliberate, calculated, action.
That driver in that junker car is about to have an on purpose with that rich guy he is pissed off at. He has little to lose.
Sitting on someone for no reason.
This fat kid keeps flattening the purpose of minding his own business!
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1. A mission given to someone by a god or other divinity, (e.g. angel, spirit guide, etc.).
2. A mission, which a divine mortal, (e.g. demigod, avatar, oracle, starseed, etc.) has given themself.
3. A god-like mission which a mortal has given to themself, (particularly doing something great for humanity).
'The starchild demigod incarnated from another planet as a mortal on Earth, in order to fulfil their divine-purpose in life: To advance humanity spiritually and intellectually for the gods.'
A purposal is a proposal for a project or to a person that serves a purpose of getting credit or favor for something you have already done.
Example 1:
“Hey Josh, it looks like updating the knowledge base is on our yearly goals.”
“We got that done 2 months ago.”
“Yep. We should do a purposal for it and send a screen cap each week of our progress.”
Example 2:
“Aunt Audrey said she’ll add me to her Will only if I am married.”
“Well, consider this a purposal. Let’s go to the courthouse and get a piece of paper.”