toastness

The state of being toast.

He returned from his state of toastness, and is now back to his regular life.

toast

Totally
Obnoxious
Annoying
Senseless
Thread

A thread on a forum that has become doomed due to excessive spam, flaming, or general idiocy. Unlike spam, toast referst to an entire thread, rather than an individual post or series of posts.

I had a good thread going but then some jackoff started flaming and now it's toast.

toast

a burned piece of bread

"Man this toast tastes like SHIT!"

Toast

Someone who smokes too much weed.

That boy is toast!

Toasting

To rest one's penis in a vagina without any penetration.

We just laid there toasting for ages.

toast

1. A caucasian person who has turned pink due to prolonged exposure to sunlight.
2. Something that is doomed to failure, destruction, etc...

1. "Hey, Toast! Going surfing again?"
2. "You were caught cheating on your math test? Oh man, your toast!"

toasted

(slightly) tipsy. Not drunk and not intoxicated enough to be considered drunk or wasted... just a little .... not sober and not drunk

"I just wanna go get toasted" "I had a shitty day today... wanna go get toasted?"