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Former hobbits sold into slavery to the sadistic chocolate tycoon Willie Wonka. Painted orange with their hair dyed green to break what little spirit they have left through humiliation they are forced to make chocolate and candy with their only reward being coca beans in which they immediately use to manufacture cocaine to feed their drug addiction. Their lowest point is during a tour of the chocolate factory enacted by Willy Wonka to satisfy his creepy Michael Jacksonesq love for underage children is angered by the kids chanting 'WE HAVE THE GOLDEN TICKET! WILLY WONKA HERE IS WHERE YOU CAN STICK IT!' Plans on killing the children. They enact in this plot by leading the children through the chocolate factory allowing the children to kill themselves by their own devices leaving Willy Wonka free from being charged with murder.
The Oompa Loompas are known to sing sadistic and disturbing songs while carrying out Wonkas evil deeds. Oompa Loompa doopity doo. We Oompa Loompas are going to sodimize you!!
A person who decided to spray themselves with cum to be worthy of willy wonkas dick. To get the best flavour of willy wonka bars they fill up tgeir asses with cum from the man himself the one that abuses them till they listen willy wonka and shit in eachothers mouth an empty out the cum in their mouth abd mix
Oompa loompas r the gayest thing alive
A person who decided to spray themselves with cum to be worthy of willy wonkas dick. To get the best flavour of willy wonka bars they fill up tgeir asses with cum from the man himself the one that abuses them till they listen willy wonka and shit in eachothers mouth an empty out the cum in their mouth abd mix
Oompa loompa: Ahhh thats the stuff
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Oompa loompa: *moans*
oompa loompa is a hot tiny guy with beautiful green hair and the cutest eyes you'll ever see
Man, did you see the oompa loompa over there!
+Ella.SB+
Oompa Loompas are the best creatures ever! They love all and have an amazing work ethic. They are also the best characters from charlie and the chocolate factory hands down. There outfits are amazing, And their hair is super cool looking. Oompa Loompas forever!!
"wow what a great Oompa Loompas"
Oompa Loompas are very strange looking people, usually very small of stature, that are pressed in to service and relied upon by Beta Bro and other Metro Sexual men for doing normal projects around the house that real, masculine men normally do.
In particular, the Beta Bro takes great pride and gets very serious while watching the Oompa Loompas drive around in their hilarious little tractors while the Beta Bro directs them and barks nonsensical orders while drinking whiskey sours and other girly drinks made from automatic drink pouring machines, which in turn are usually made in little Oompa Loompas factories.
You are not going to believe this John. Our brother had a small tree fall down in the yard, and instead of getting a chain saw and spending 20 seconds taking care of it he brought in the Oompa Loompas again and insisted they bring their little tractor!
1) A poor black person living in the hood
2) A black person living in the hood
3) A white person living in the hood (occasionally)
Guy 1: “look at those fuckin’ black ass Oompa Loompa!”
Guy 2: “Yeah, let’s go shoot ‘em they’re poor no one will care”