oriental porn

A mix of orintal/american peoplr getting off in the weirdist way see i'm the plumber.

oriental porn sucks

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Oriental Rug

A sexually position when you warp someone up in a blanket with only their butt showing. The you proceed to enter your penis into their butt-hole. Then for quick clean up you wipe the residue on the blanket.

You can say,"I'm going to Oriental Rug your ass if you don't shut up."

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biorhythmic orientation

Pual's lame ass excuse for using big words on mammalology exams when he hasn't eaten for two minutes

Paul's biorhthmic orientation was off today due to a lack of chips

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cross oriented

LGBT identity whereas an individual's romantics don't line up w/ their sexual orientation

I'm actually not bi, but cross oriented.

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non-orientation

you really dont care about all 300 different sexual identities and would rather just do what you want without being penalized by tumblr

All of tumblr: what sexuality do you identify with?

Normal human: i dont really have one. im kind of non-orientation

All of tumblr: but thats impossible. we need to catagorize you. FOR THE GOOD OF THE PLANET.

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overachieving oriental

a term used originally by Frau (westergard), and now by many Latin 2&3 students to describe the nerdy orientals, who do pretty much nothing but study, do homework, and study again, as opposed to the white nerds or the stoner and hip-hop asians.

James Ma is as much of an overachieving oriental as u'll ever meet, man.

if it wasnt for the overachieving orientals, our whole class would fail the regents.

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Murder on the Orient Express

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse during a period of menstruation.

I can't tonight, it'd be Murder on the Orient Express