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A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.
Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!
the aftermath of a fucked pussy
e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie
e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie
The result of an overheated Pastie which spills the contents out looks not dissimilar to that of a unfortunate woman's vagina
Yeah i pulled her pants down and she had a minge like a burst pastie
when you wear pasties on your feet as shoes
"damn did u see charlies pastie shoes??"
"yeh! man they're like cornish or sumthing?"
The application of glue to the genitals, usually while asleep.
He got drunk and passed out, so I gave him a pasty henry.
Used disposable nappy. Once folded into place with the velcrow wings secured it resembles a product from the Ginsters range.
While you're up their would you empty the nappy bin - it's
solid with 'piss pastys'
Man (or female) tits that sag or create a roll,and are pale and white.
Trevor has disgusting fat pasty floppers.