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(Adjective) Pyrus calleryana: A tree common in China or Vietnam. In the spring, it blooms into bushels of white blossoms. A person may first think that this tree is beautiful, but upon inspection with the nostrils it becomes clear that the trees true intentions are quite rank. The tree will release a foul smell into the air withing a 200 yard radius, destroying previous admirations.
Can be used to describe a relationship or situation, but most commonly a person, that has attractive attributes but when analyzed better turns out to be worse than previously thought.
Person:
That girl is a real callery pear. She's hot, but has a really bad personality. I'd stay away from her.
Relationship:
Me and that guy didn't really turn out well. We both thought that we would be great together, but it just turned out to be a callery pear.
Situation:
(1) We were gonna just make out, but things got a little to far so I had to back out. I didn't want it to end up in a callery pear.
(2) I really wanted to take that class, but the teacher was so bad that it ended up being a callery pear and I transfered out.
Signature wrestling move of a westcountry wrestler known as "peZ". consists of jumping from a height with knees pointing downwards onto the victims front of back. variations include pear drop from hand stand, and a diving board.
shut up Jon or i'll pear drop you.
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A new white rapper from the Midwest. Known for spitting with an icey cold flow. A part of Pear Squad.
Person 1: Did you hear Yung Pear's new single?
Person 2: Yeah, the flow is so cold!
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The act of placing various fruits in ones anus, and then proceeding to eat it while having anal sex with them
sharice and I had great septic pear last night, her ass-grapes were delicious
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