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The act of fucking a female analy and than pulling out, but while her asshole is still "gaping" pour milk and chocolate powder, once contents are in place shake the female to "stir" the contents, after this stick a swizzle stick in the anus and drink.
Have a Pennsylvania Milkshake with your wheaties to have a healthy nutritional breakfast.
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Nasty ass weeds growing all up over Presque Isle. Only a quick flick of a wrist with trowel in hand can deal with the invasion. One must be vigilant in dealing with this alien plantform.
Close cousin to the Ohio Creep
Woman: Yeah, we haven't dealt with any of the weeds here in 4-5 years.
Man: Yeah, you have to be vigilant or else that Pennsylvania Creep will run all up over your shit.
This Pennsylvania Creep is coming on like gangbusters!
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the most boring town ever.nothing ever happens here.people from bensalem like to pretend they are from philadelphia but if they were to actually chill in philly & claim they were from philly they would get beat up cuz they are rich snobby wanna be gangsters.the teenagers of bensalem also think that the word jawn originated there when actually jawn originated in philly.
bensalem pennsylvania kid: like im totally like from philly
philadephia pennsylvania kid: sike nahh u aint from philly :POP:
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When you shit on one of your passed-out friend's eye to make it look like an eye patch.
At midnight, Garet gave Kirsten a Pennsylvania Pirate so when she woke up, Kirsten would see how much Garet likes pirates.
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A nice little borough of Reading, PA which is one of the most dangerous cities in the nation. Despite it's neighboring city's poverty and crime rate, Wyomissing has always been full of WASPs and old money who send their kids to expensive private schools. Recently the area has become infested with Juicy wearing, gum chewing, hair flipping J.A.P.s.
On each corner is a Starbucks filled with obnoxious people buying their 5 dollar coffee. On every road is a Mercedes with an old blonde women talking on her cell and sparkling her large diamond rings in the sun.
The houses are massive and are occupied by wealthy businessmen, doctors, and others of the sort. The kids are all extremely spoiled and used to getting what they want. If they do not attend on of the more local yuppie factories, Holy Name, Central Catholic, or The Hill School then they most likely attend another prep or boarding school such as Phillips Academy Andover, St. Pauls or another pretigious New England academy.
Wyomissing is a fun place to be if you fit in and have money. If you have money, you'll fit in. There is not much to it. If you overthink it you'll never get it.
Wyomissing is the best place on earth. If you are
a) Jappy
b) preppy
c) a WASP
d) are rich
e) enjoy golfing, playing tennis, and dining at fancy resteraunt and exclusive country clubs.
f) enjoy spending time laughing at obnoxious people who think that everyone is looking at them.
I live in Wyomissing, Pennsylvania and love it because i am rich, jappy, enjoy laughing at obnoxious people, and like playing tennis and eating lunch at my country club.
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The Pennsylvania Pincone is a risque sexual maneuver. It involves a man, woman and a pinecone from Pennsylvania. This takes place before the man or woman finishes, normally the male initiates this super sensual trick. As you are "getting it on" ...slip out and take the haggard pinecone shove it up either the anus or the 'gina' then dropkick the region of entry. Then the male re-enters and finishes up.
I gave my chick the pp(Pennsylvania pinecone) last night.
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The asshole aka armpit of the united states
damn dont go to nanticoke it sucks
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