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A sexual act where the man is in a standing 69 position and opens the girls vagina, thereby puking into it. An optional punch to the groin can be made in order to turn it into a "Cuban Volcano".
I totally gave her a peruvian barf bag and turned it into a cuban volcano
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When your partner is riding your penis and your buddy spins the recipient counter clockwise creating upward lift and the recipient spins off the penis.
"Oh yeah me and my mates had a few drinks and took this girl home for a Peruvian spin-off"
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A small dick, far below average size
Ashley: "Oh my god, I heard you hooked up with Greg last night!"
Breanne: "Yeah, but his dick is a Peruvian hot dog, it was barely 3 inches long."
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A rare genital mutation in which the male/female reproductive organs swap places. When done in Peruvian fashion, this case goes one step farther and the nipples take place of the ass, the ass takes place of the frontal, and the frontal takes place of the nipples. They then begin intercourse no matter where the genitals are located.
Even though he was mutated, we still pulled a Peruvian Flip Flop.
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Knowingly taking part in sexual deeds with a partner that has one or more STDs.
Mike: Did you hear Chad did Chelsea?
Derek: No WAY!!! Everyone knows she is dirty.
Mike: Yeah, looks like Chad pulled the old Peruvian Sea Snail.
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fuckin stupid way to prepey 7th grade girls--if you put crapping after means their talkin shit
GOD the Peruvian goats are still crapin
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aka the Tripple P. When a female performs masturbation on herself after cutting up jalapenos or habaneros (on purpose or on accident). Often the vagina-holder feels a tingly-burning sensation on their clitoris and has one of the most sensational sexual experiences.
I was enjoying my quesadillas and shit when I decided to masturbate. Well apparently, I forgot to wash my hands and ended up giving myself a Peruvian Puff Pepper.
I was talking with my friend about the Peruvian Puff Pepper and about how much she enjoyed it. It wasn't until later that I understood that she was talking about the Drake and Josh episode and didn't like putting spicy juices on her coochie.
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