plane crash

VERY VERY ugly woman.

Was she a wreck?
Nah, she wasn't even a train wreck, she was a fucking plane crash!

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snakes on a plane

Quite possibly the best movie of all time.

George Bush: Did you hear Snakes on a Plane won 10 oscars?
Samuel L. Jackson: Yes I mother-fucking did!

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snakes on a plane

An idiom which states an increasing amount of danger or tension, similar to "the shit's hitting the fan" only much more terrible and apocalyptic. The phrase is partly ironic, as if to exaggerate the rather mild (though hilarious) premise of the "Snakes on a Plane" movie starring Samuel L Jackson, which has snakes on a plane.

"How bad was the motorway pile-up?" "Let me tell you, it was like snakes on a plane down there."

"How's your relationship with Chloe going?" "It's getting close to being like snakes on a plane man, seriously." "Damn, dude."

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snakes on a plane

An expression of resignment. Similar to the phrases: C'est la vie, shit happens, whattya gonna do?

Whattya gonna do? Snakes on a plane...

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plane ride

A sexual maneuver utilizing a propeller beanie hat and wet leather shorts/facemask combo(the facemask is sewn into the shorts for unrelenting deep throat action).

A Plane Ride is what Sloan will catch if he shows up to my "Suck Off Shorts" party.

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Plane-labeller

1)Someone who labels planes.

"My cousin Jeff wants to end it, because he's just a crappy plane-labeller."

A man who labels planes is a plane-labeller.

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thirsty plane

A euphemism for "penis", specifically used as sexual inuendo.

Person 1: "Dude, do you see that guy over there? I'd schlorp his thirsty plane."
Person 2: "For real, he's irresistible."