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A somewhat rare disease in witch someone has been on the internet for too long. In the first stage someone starts feeling awkward in social situations. the disease is curable in this stage. in stage two the subject will find the need to be unique to compensate for social awkwardness. it is still curable in this stage, however, the process is long and expensive. In the next stage the subject will regain social contact, often joining social groups about whatever kinks the subject may have developed. It is barely possible to cure in this stage, costing more money then most middle-class can afford. In the final stage, the subject loses all remaining sanity, and all hope for them is lost. then the subject will die from either peer pressure, or their own hand.
"aww man I think I have internet poisoning, I need to get it treated before it's too late."
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A cause of death where the deceased is found on concrete. Can be prefaced as 'gravity assisted' when the deceased has apparently arrived vertically. Stephen King used the full expression 'gravity-assisted concrete poisoning' in his novel. The one about the hospital.
Having attempted flight and failing, the person succeeded in achieving terminal velocity shortly before succumbing to gravity-assisted concrete poisoning.
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When a trans woman goes through male puberty and grows facial hair and her voice deepens, etc.
Erika, though she had boobs from taking estrogen and had had all hair facial hair lasered off, was still getting clocked because of her deep voice as a result testosterone poisoning.
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A common health risk amongst habitants in close proximity to suburban males, usually the father. Symptoms include intense nausea, loss of appetite and occasional vomiting. Can be fatal if experienced during a dutch oven.
Dad had steak and apricots last night, so I'm going to take some hydroxyzine and Advil until the risk of fart poisoning calms down.
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When you have poison oak on yo dick and you allow her to unknowingly give you head!
Claire committed the act of poison divey on Marco!
The phenomenon observed in late 2022, around the time when OpenAI's ChatGPT gained widespread adoption, of a younger generation of software developers holding the specific belief that, due to the disruptive technology behind artificial intelligence models such as Large Language Models (LLMs) and chat agents such as ChatGPT, all tasks are able to be completed entirely or partially via these AI advancements.
Moreover, this sickness can be identified as more severe if the individual under suspicion of infection can be observed saying the blatant phrase: "I could automate that." Other signs of infection include a drastic decrease in productivity, which is in rare cases followed by a massive spike in the same productivity. This spike is less and less frequently being observed in the community.
Hiring Manager: Fuck man, I'm getting tired of all these bratty little applicants trying to tell me this position could be "like completely 'done' with ChatGPT, man..." They've got automation poisoning, the lot of 'em.
Hiring Manager 2: I hear you. I accidentally caught a glimpse of the display on one of their macbook pros as they left... the only apps on the taskbar were the unofficial ChatGPT client, A custom Midjourney client, and a custom Stable Diffusion client. Or maybe they were just shortcuts to open safari now that I think about it. She didn't even have the file explorer man...
it is where you go up to someones back and thrust with a boner
I use poison sting on her back its super effctive