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To have stirred someones dirty porridge is to realise that you and your brother/friend have had sex with the same girl
'stirring dirty porridge', an emotional short story by imthesean.
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1- 'Bro, me and Emma got it on last night'
'Emma from down the road?'
'Yeh man'
'But i had sex with her last week'
'O SHI-'
(3rd person) 'Baha! youve been stirring his dirty porridge!'
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A term for a female vagina that has semen dripping out of it.
Shit it looks like a bulldog eating porridge!
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A variation of the deviant sexual act of dumping on someones chest. Stirring the chocolate porridge involves defacating on your partners chest and then ejucalating into it. Once your partner has this juicy mix all over their chest you mix it around with your hard cock in order to heighten your sexual experience
I had fun stirring the chocolate porridge all over jenny's breasts last night
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The act of shitting in a womens vagina, then fucking it. Afterwards the male then eats out his partner.
I thought that porridge bowel i gave natalie last night tasted delicious.
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When something is so tasty and scrumptious it is best described in these words...
Lad A: well, those Nutella and bacon pancakes are so good man..
Lad B: indeed bro, like baby bear's porridge..
A chap's love length - particularly relevant when close to ejaculation...
"You know Mark - he's partial to a squat on the blue veined porridge gun"
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When a man not normally attracted to other men feels so out alpha-ed upon learning that another man has slept with one of his previous conquests that he offers him up sexually to the second man.
Often, in an effort to still appear as manly, at least in the eyes of others if not to himself, he will add a degrading but amusing insult to the end of the request. ie "Stir my porridge, bitch" or "Stir my porridge, fruit cake."
When Dick learned that Harry had also screwed Jane, he was overcome with the sense of Harry's manliness. "Stir my porridge, bitch," he said, as lust overcame his usual nature.
The term may originate with the use of the word Porridge as a reference to time spent in prison, or possibly it's occasional use as slang for vagina or pussy.
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