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N. Alternate name for doggy style. The name is derived from men's inability to last very long in this position. Hence, once he starts getting it doggie, he's finished.
"Ward's ass came home drunk and frisky. He was on top of me riding away- blowing his beer breath all over me, I couldn't take anymore so I rolled over into the finishing position and let nature take it's course."
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the act of curling yourself in a ball and crying like a little girl in hopes that your attacker will just go away.
lol that kid just threw himself in the fetal position and shit his pants.
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A spurious ping on the gaydar. Those utterly heterosexual folks who consistently (and generally unknowingly) trip queer folks into thinking they are also gay or lesbian.
Although not in any way limited to this list, heterosexual men who are
1) faintly swishy in behaviour or
2) well-groomed and attired or
3) remarkably toned and muscular or
4) wearing a luxurious mustache along with a military fade haircut
may all end up as false positives.
Although not in any way limited to this list, heterosexual women who are
1) faintly masculine in behaviour or haircut
2) prone to sensible shoes or flat-heeled boots
3) often in charge
4) not drowned in cosmetics
5) softball players
may all end up as false positives.
The term carries no pejorative weight. Gaydar is a finely-calibrated instrument, can be easily thrown off, and no blame is assigned either to the hapless straight or to the wondering queer when a false positive is discovered.
(slang term, queer subculture, noun)
"Look, Martha, I know Betty's a hot softball coach, but she's married and monogamous and straight. Give it up. She's just a false positive."
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A sex position in which the female lays on her back and the guy lays on top of her
Kiersten : Last night Jake was tired so we just did the Missionary Position all night!
Kaylee : So who cares!
Kiersten : Yeah well my baby works hard all day sometimes he needs a break!
Kaylee : Then why don't you two just sleep?
Kiersten : Yeah right like Jake can just sleep next to my hot little body!
Steve : Yeah sometimes when Chad is in the Missionary Position with his wife I like to hide in the closet and jack off!
Kiersten : You Dumbass That's Gross!
Kaylee : Yeah what the Fuck are you doing in his house anyway?
Steve : Oh I meet Chad there when he get's home from work so I can suck his cock to you know warm him up!
Chad : Hey Guy's What's Going On?
Kiersten : Not much Steve say's he like's to watch you and your wife in the Missionary Position!
Kaylee : And jack's off too!
Chad : God Damn't Steve your supposed to go home after you suck my cock quit hiding in closet's umkay!
Steve : Ok im sorry I wont do it again!
Chad : Now go home your not supposed to be here anyway it's not the weekend!
Steve : Yeah then I can put my blowup doll in the Missionary Position!
Kiersten : Oh God just go home already!
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Speedbump position
A type of sex position, that's designed to target the g-spot, which involves a person to lay flat on their stomach with a pillow or bolster underneath their hips, which acts like a 'speedbump', and the person penetrating them would enter from behind them while kneeling, using the person's hips or the surface underneath for support.
The person on top can kneel either in between the person on the bottom's legs, which will push them further apart allowing deeper penetration or straddle them for a less intense angle.
person 1: "I had sex with my S/O last night and we tried out this position called 'Speedbump position' and you should try it."
person 2: "Damn, I wish I could try that position with my S/O. I should tell them that we should try it."
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n. A sexual position (sometimes shortened to just cowgirl) in which the woman sits astride the man.
John and Jane did the cowgirl on their wedding night.
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A sexual position involving food. To prepare one must first set up a trail of food around the house, i.e. nuts, cheese squares, pretzels, small foods. then the male, grabs the girls legs, and does a wheel barrow, while you move around the house having sex, while the female, eats the food you have so kindly laid out for her whilst you move her about the house, like a vacuum cleaner.
"So I tried the Vacuum Position last night bro."
"Finally took my advice? what kind of food did you lay out"
"oh, I just let her eat the dog food that spilled. no big"
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