Prayer Hall

The corridor that connects the airport terminal to the plane you are about to board. More prayers are said here than in church.

My flight is boarding, I better ask God for a safe flight as I am waiting to enter the plane in the prayer hall.

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thoughts and prayers

A deep and sincere concern for the someone especially for someone who faces a trial which is beyond mere human help.

You are in my thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers!
May God bless you! You are in my thoughts and prayers!

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the lords prayer

A new Lords prayer for some of you fuckasses out there.

"Your gay, Amen"

Thankyou, Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Shaun

The lords prayer
Priest: "Let us pray... Your gay, amen!"

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Living on a Prayer

To be living on a prayer or according to Bon Jovi ‘Half way there’

hd took a second to notice he was half way to getting a legit girlfriend; he was living on a prayer... but Myles and Dalton had other plans and yeeted away his prayer, as he lives on as Gay Boy.

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Thoughts and prayers

When you think of someone and send their best to them.

I am praying for you. Sending my thoughts and prayers to help you recover.

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Thoughts and prayers

Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.

*comments “Thoughts and Prayers”*
*immediately goes back to watching porn*

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Thoughts and Prayers

A phrase used to show support for somebody going through a hard time. It's been adopted by uncaring and radical leftists as a perjorative by Godless heathens living with their parents, who despise the Constitution and the protection it provides American citizens. It's most commonly used as a derogatory phrase by liberals to make fun of people of faith.

"Did you hear a mentally deranged Bernie Sanders supporting liberal shot a bunch of unarmed Senators playing baseball?"

"Hahaha yeah that's funny, I'm sending my "thoughts and prayers". By the way could you ask your Mom to bring us some Cheesy Poofs next time she comes down to the basement?"

"Yeah. Hey let's smoke this bowl then go buy a new video game with your unemployment check"

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