promise string

a piece of string you give your girlfriend cuz you can't afford a ring, if you say it really fast it sounds like promise ring

heard it on the awesome show Still Standing

''hey ya give your gf the promise ring yet?''

''nah i got her a *says it really fast so he won't catch it* promise string''

''huh? thats what i said''

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HOLLYWOOD PROMISE

A worthless promise made to induce the desired behavior or manipulation.

AGENT:"Dammit Harvey! My clients' a wreck.I thought we left
that meeting with her in the lead with Brad Pitt."

HARVEY:"Sorry Ari.It was solid until Angelina saw her pictures
and balked.Forced her to take the role.Mishuga as that
may be...it worked.My bad about the HOLLYWOOD PROMISE
there...maybe I can get your girl a music video and
a Maxim cover.See 'ya at The Ivy."(click)

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bagel promise

To make a commitment to another person knowing that you will not keep it.

A person that pledges to provide a reward for outstanding performance, but never delivers the reward.

That dude Blankenship is such a bagel promiser!

I just bagel promised that I would buy lunch for the team so they would work late.

See also - bageled and Great Canadian Promise

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Hoes promise

a way of swearing or promising that you are telling the truth

karsyn hoes promise that she didnt put anything in jackies food

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Serbian Promise

A special type of promise, whilst appearing sincere and genuine is never ever actually carried out. Often followed by insanely unbelievable excuses and lies, in an effort to subdue the expectations of it ever being fullfilled.

(Milan) Hey do you want to go the city? I have the car and I will drive so you can drink? No Serbian promise here, trust me.

(George) "Yeah sure I will see you at the time arranged".

(Milan) Sorry man, but my friend Bogdan reckons that the tyre pressure on my car will cause it to explode if I take it anywhere tonight".

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Thumb Promise

A sacred vow more powerful then a pinky promise. If it is a girl who broke said thumb promise she is intitled to 40 hours of oral sex upon the person who had the promise brokded. If its between two guys you must chop off either of your nuts for punishment.

dont break thumb promises

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Hustlers Promise

The most unbreakable promise IN THE WORLD! If you break this promise you most likely will get shot... no joke dude even try it..

Me: I give you my hustlers promise

dude: ok

me: dude just told me blah blah blah

blood member: u broke da promise BITCH! *bam bam*

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