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Fluttershy from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is ALWAYS cute. No exceptions.
Brony A: "I just saw "Best Night Ever", Fluttershy was kinda freaky."
Brony B: "Rule 244 dude.
Brony A: "Aww I know, it was so CUTE!"
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If it exists, there’s porn of it, no exceptions.
(35=If no porn found, it will be made)
Person : (Very innocent)
Some1 else: Rule 34
Some1 else: Rule 35
Person: (hopes and dreams are crushed) fuck
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The act of justifying ones actions using childish rules commonly seen on a playground. Typically used in adult environments. When one calls playground rules they are entering a verbal understanding that playground rules is now fair game.
Play ground rules: finders keepers, you touched it last, no take backs...etc...
John: I found this really nice stapler in the office today and I took it
Bob: hey! That's mine!
John: playground rules! Finders keepers! It's mine now!
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(Rule Shark, Ruleshark)
Yu-Gi-Oh slang for a player (often of high ranking) who is constantly and obsessively bitching over rulings. When ever a rule shark comes across anyone who breaks the rules is even the slightest way, even mistakenly , they will do everything in their power to get the person penalized. Rule sharks are most often found on the now popular Dueling Network website where they prey on unsuspecting victims in rated matches in order to gain rank. Most rule sharks go un-penalized due to the fact that they are technically not breaking the rules, however if one is proven guilty of rule sharking it is treated the same as boosting ; a form of cheating. Rule sharks are the reason most players avoid competitive matches
Example of a Ruleshark:
Player 1 mistakenly uses a card and takes his move back.
Rule shark: Hey you cheater you cant do that
Player 1: Sory, I messed give me a sec
Rule Shark : Why? so you can cheat more
*Rule Shark calls admin*
Player 1: Dude, what the hell.
Admin: Ok, whats up?
Rule shark: He's Cheating and he cursed
Player 1: But I....
*player 1 has been baned*
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The person who acts the gayest in your friend group is the straightest.
Joe: Dude I’m telling you I’m not gay
Tyler: Remember rule 23, you haven’t even kissed a single homie goodnight
(n) An individual in a position of limited authority whose strict dogmatic adherance to the rules is often at the cost of everyone's general wellbeing and common sense.
Typically it applies to individuals who become drunk with their moderate amount of power.
That teacher was such a rule retard that she suspended a student for taking Ibuprofen.
A code of secrecy invoked by promising to never tell another person the story you are about to be told.
In a conversation the Mooney Rule would be used as follows:
Person 1: Dude, I have something important to tell you, Mooney Rule on this.
Person 2: Ok, I swear never tell anyone.
Person one then proceeds to tell person two the important story knowing that the secret will stay private between the two due to the Mooney Rule being invoked.