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New Jersey Sauna-n. The after effect of taking an enormous dump in the toilet while someone is showering (doing it during prevents the SOB from flushing that shit torpedo). Turn off the bathroom ventilation and close the any windows. The dooky monster in the toilet is not flushed, rather, it is left so the steam from showering brings out the fullness of said thumper dumper and maximizing its aromatic properties. The steam and poo makes something reminiscent of a sauna in New Jersey.
*Note: for best results New Jersey Sauna should be done on a hot humid August night. Or after the consumption of any gut busting, anus destroying foods.
Suppose youre over at a friends for the night and you want to have a laugh, why not give them a New Jersey Sauna! Sneak into the bathroom just after he/she started to shower and take a massive dump. MAKE SURE THE FAN IS OFF and Dont flush, just let it simmer. The combination of steam and heat will enhance the poop smell and make them think they are in New Jersey on a hot summers night, which is awful.
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A room full of people sobbing while bobbing their heads, thanks to a speaker throbbing some fire sadpop.
A dance floor of sorrowful fist-pumpers. The name derives from Lana del Rey's devastating ballads, which have caused listeners to strip down to their emotions as they heat up on the dance floor. When a Sauna del Ray arises in a moving vehicle, the driver should pull over to the side of the road, hug their passengers, dab thrice, and draft a Tweet about "the shackles of love."
Marcos, kidnap the aux. It's time to turn this wedding into a sauna del rey.
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Phrase to describe profuse sweating analogous to the moisture output of someone in a sauna who is clad head-to-toe in leather.
"Man, it's hot today. I'm sweating like a gimp in a sauna!"
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โYou guys really turned my car into a Jamaican sauna. Iโm barbecued.โ
โYou guys really turned my car into a Jamaican sauna. Iโm barbecued.โ
Somewhere I go to rest, and CHILL! ๆฅฝใใ๏ผ
It is nicely hot too.
Where are you going, Mr.Kanda?
I am going to go to the sauna to CHILL!
When you release a vile fart then block the door so you friends, the ghosts, and even the monster under your bed cant escape the stench
Michael: *releases a fart so vile and horrid, the paint begins to peel from the walls*
John: holy shit dude!! Let us out!!!
Michael: *blocks the door*
Some random ghost: bro don't lock us in the sauna! ;-;
Jacob (the monster under Michael's bed): *suffocating*