When a person that goes by the name of Dowd tries to Scone someone, but ends up getting sconed in the end by himself.
Sconer got alasken sconed! dont alasken scone yourself now buddy!
When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face
Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!
Something cool or likeable, usually used as an adjective.
"Hey, wanna hang out in the parking lot later?"
"Hell yeah man, that place is sconed!"
when you are tremendously hurt or bitter about a break-up or an ex, when you just haven't moved on yet
girl: i fucken hate Sam i cant believe he cheated on me with Zintle, I'm actually sconed i wont lie
other girl: welcome to the sconed squad!!!
A cut above the common 'pwned', sconned is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconning'. Get all thing sconned at www.sconnedapparel.com
Mah did you see that hectic shirt that heads wearing?!
Pwoah! He just sconed us! He must be a fucking sick cunt!
A person with a large belly laying down, especially to masturbate.
I’m so full of cake but I’m horny, I’m goin’ prone scone.