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Smithfield Shim

Fictional device used to reduce the diameter of an extremely large vagina. It involves inserting a complete Smithfield whole cured ham into the cavernous canal, then pulling out the bone, leaving a smaller hole for one to fornicate with and reducing the “hot dog in the hallway” effect.

“Jenny said she’s gonna let me hit it at the party tonight!”

“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”

by Eddie.d November 17, 2019


Shim shim

A call for sex from another gay man in the room

“What’s up?”
“I think Derek just shim shimmed you. Go on then!”

by Neolorgasms August 30, 2019


Shim

A transgender male to female or from female to male still in transition not fully post-op

I seen shim at the party last night.

It was a surprise to shim

Shim & I

by Shay Taylor August 12, 2024


Shim

A transgender in transition.

They told me shim was there too.

by Shay Taylor July 27, 2024


shim

Having both masculine and feminine characteristics.

Check out the shim on santa monica and la brea!

by xyzxyzxyx October 4, 2014


SHIM

A person, hard to disguish, between Male or Female. "She" + "Him"= SHIM

IS THAT A GUY OR A GIRL? .....Its a "Shim".

by BrOoKxIe February 3, 2020


Shim

A person who can’t decide if they’re male or female.

Oooh at that. I can’t decide if it’s a girl or a boy.

Fuck me it’s a Shim

by Mybollox May 6, 2023