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(shoulder raper) one who gives unwanted massages to people. Generally a male to a female. once more, the female is generally on the more attractive side and is way out of the alleged 'raper's' league. The victim usually feels awkward but will act alright with it and simply call the rapist out when he leaves.
(hot girl is sitting down and rapist comes behind and tries to massage her shoulder's without asking. He then leaves when he has had his fix.)
onlooker of shoulder rape: wow Jane, i can't believe he just came up behind you and put his hands all over you like that!
Girl (victim) - I know right, that shoulder raper is such a creeper!
The act of stroking someone's shoulder in a creepy fashion. Accompanied with the words 'Hi... buddy...'
Person 1: *Whistles innocently*
Person 2: *Shoulder stroke* Hi... buddy...
Person 3: *Shudders* You're a bloody creep!
Hijab and shoulders is a joke mainly used by muslim women who wear hijabs, in which they change 'head' in head and shoulders shampoo to 'hijab' and shoulders.
Person: How do you shower with your hijab?
Hijabi: I use hijab and shoulders.
Padding on the shoulders of womens clothing used to masculinize the appearance. Used frequently in pant suits.
"Did you see the power shoulders on that suit?"
Girls that have been hit by the ugly stick. A girl with huge shoulders, which typically has manly bodily and facial features.
I can’t bring home this girl to meet my mother, she got swim shoulders!
Hot shoulders are what John L. has. His shoulders radiate like the sun and we all wish we have his shoulders.
“John L. has very hot shoulders.”
to spot a smokin' chick and position yourself in a spot where she can not see you stare at her, usually a person would pretend to talk to someone to do this.
(Dude spots girl and moves too look like hes staring at friend)
friend: Dude, why are you staring like that?
you: im shoulder looking at the hot chick at your six.