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Coined by me Jeff Diaz, of Boston, MA.
Occurs at the beginning of a relationship or one night stand when a girl (or guy) leaves a personal item at the significant others apartment, house, or car. Much like Cinderella left a glass slipper behind for the prince. Can be malicious, i.e. you are cheating and they leave lipstick in medicine cabinet. Also used to mark their new territory, i.e. New Date: "Why do you have earing's in your car?"
Most common tactic: Used to ensure a reason to call or be called. More often it is to be harrassed by phone or a surprise visit.
New Date: "Why do you have earing's in your car?"
Guy: "Damn, I can't believe I got glass slippered, my last date a while ago must have been trying to mark her territory.
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Girl1: "How was your date with jacob?"
Girl2: "Awesome, I hope he calls...I left him a glass slipper in case he doesnt, then I will call him"
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The very finest pussy you can get. Exquisite to the feel, and a joy to slip into.
"Man that new chick in Accounts, she may look like a thunder pig, but damn! That broad has a fine silk slipper!"
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To insert your feet into someones ass, preferably one foot per ass, and proceed to walk around with the persons on your feet!
Ideally you would use midgets!
i just got myself a pair of human slippers!
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Socks that are slippers. Only the Badass people have the audacity to wear these on a Saturday Night In.
Person 1: Dude, Danette is a fucking badass
Person 2: I know Man, I hear she stayed in on Saturday in her slipper socks. Only she can pull it off.
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hideous looking socks that feel like slippers and look furry and warm; extremely comfy but extremely embarrassing to look at
My grandma bought me slipper socks for Christmas but I'm too embarrassed to wear them in front of people.
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(n) when you are wiping with thin toilet paper, usually from the school, and you apply so much pressure to wipe that you slip and get poo all over you balls.
Guy:my gooch is crusty.
Guy1: why?
Guy: I pulled a stinky slipper.
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The genitals of a past significant other that after consideration and comparison are the ones you love the most
"My girpelfriend said she missed my old slippers"
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