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A drink made by having males ejaculate into a cup and adding fruits, vegetables, whipped cream and other flavorings and seasonings to make it wholesome. Depending on the variety of the males involved variations such as the Minnesota Cum Smoothie, South Indian Smoothie, 5th Ave Smoothie and such can be made.
Bob to gym friends: Hey guys, why don't y'all come over to my place and we can make ourselves a muscleman's cum smoothie.
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A womens vaginal secretion from sexual stimulation. Often combined with sweat and lack of hygiene for that fishy taste.
I went down on her but and all I could taste was fish smoothie. Shes gotta learn how to wipe.
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place where they sell blended fruits with nutritional powders...and have the hottest employees!!!!
Let's go to smoothie king to get a smoothie and to see that hot guy!
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When lesbians are having period sex with a strap on, but the strap on is an Italian sausage.
**If you wrap the sausage in a condom it is a Detroit style pizza smoothie (b/c the "sauce" is on top).
I already earned my red wings... Let's make a pizza smoothie!
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Giving a hand job with cut up fruit in your hand
Dude she gave me a hand smoothie last night!!
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Received oral pleasure while you are driving down the hihgway
I was getting a good road smoothie while I was driving to Vegas with my escort.
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A mixture of menstrual (period) blood and semen. Typically post coital.
She was on top of me and it was like a salmon smoothie down there afterwards
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