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when a man wants to have sex with a hairy girl during the spring months only.
did you hear that dave is into spring foxing.
It's basically Eiffel tower meets golden shower. A sexual act in which two out of three participants high five while urinating on the third.
"I'm still soaked from the Palm Springs Matt and Jordan gave me last night!"
The effect of getting more frequent erections during springtime, a phenomenon which is believed to have a direct connection to animal mating habits which tend to peak during the aforementioned season. Can be particularly discomforting when wearing sweatpants and being in the vicinity of other people.
- Hey man, isn't springtime great?
- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...
The state of weather during spring. Like when the weather is cold the spring constant is low...when its way too hot...the spring constant is high!!
Armando: "Dude, why is it so cold?? Its supposed to be Spring!!"
You: "Thats coz the Spring Constant is low!"
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As I showered I noticed several clock springs attached to the soap.
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A town in south-central Arkansas, United States. Approx. 33,000 residents 95% of whom are white. Lots of old retired folks who wear stupid hats, get in the way of skateboarding, and eat stinky rueben sandwiches at the racetrack every week.
Other than those facts; is the also the most beautiful town in America. Has been named One of America's best Small Arts Town several years consecutively. Is in the tri-lakes area of Lake Hamilton, Lake Ouachita and Lake Catherine. Also close to Degray Lake.
Has the best downtown EVER, beautiful bathhouses, sweet art galleries, and the best eccentric and friendly folk.
Some awesome shit in Hot Springs; bathhouses, pristine lakes, Arlington Hotel, Brauhause, great schools and really hot chicks especially Livvey.
Noun: also used in reference to compare lesser towns.
Madison, Wisconsin is a nice college town, but it is no Hot Springs.
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its the hood. we all know it. hate it or love it. valley is what it is. its close to the city, NJ (gas) lol the mall is the bigest one on the east coast. yea it can get boring, but smoke ah L n you good my G. or go to the city. its a quick drive. find something to do there. use the location to your advantage B. mini mart is where it was at back in the day, main st. chylln at the park. chill on the hill, which is also called uptop if you didnt know. thats where shit pops off and people just chyll out, smoke drink w.e. we was always fuckn with the cops n shit. maybe we fucked with them too hard cuz almost everyone i know is locked up now. Our local jail is RCJ....Rockland County Jail. But most peoples crimes gets them sent upstate to prison. (fishkill, wash{washington}, greene, downstate, upstate, ulster, eastern, and many other places. buh yea thats valley.
and these are some stats i copy n pasted....
Population in July 2008: 26,291. Population change since 2000: +3.2%
10,921 residents are foreign born (30.9% Latin America, 6.2% Asia, 5.1% Europe).
This village: *********** 42.9%
New York: ***** 20.4%
Land area: 2.10 square miles. Population density: 12,516 people per square mile (very high).
For population 25 years and over in Spring Valley
High school or higher: 70.1%
Bachelor's degree or higher: 19.9%
Graduate or professional degree: 6.1%
Unemployed: 7.1%
Mean travel time to work: 27.4 minutes
For population 25 years and over in Spring Valley village
Never married: 37.2%
Now married: 47.5%
Separated: 3.8%
Widowed: 5.1%
Divorced: 6.4%
Races in Spring Valley:
Black (44.0%)
White Non-Hispanic (30.9%)
Hispanic (15.4%)
Two or more races (6.3%)
Other race (5.3%)
Asian Indian (2.7%)
Filipino (1.3%)
American Indian (0.8%)
Other Asian (0.7%)
(Total can be greater than 100% because Hispanics could be counted in other races)
2008 cost of living index in Spring Valley: 145.4 (very high, U.S. average is 100)
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A: where are you from?
B: spring valley
A: ohhhhh......well i gotta go now....bye
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