latifah stills

the uglyest morphidite

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stephen stills

ma lord whata fucking hot ass talented capricorn cowboy bitchass man from texas. (an absolutely brilliant soul)

positives about people named stephen stills (specifically the texas capricorn breed):
-sexy as fuck
-talented as fuck
-has bitches
-MAD CAKE WOWIE SPARE SOME ASS FOR THE REST OF US
-cute teethies
-sexy as fuck (again)

cons about people named stephen stills (specifically the texas capricorn breed):
-short as fuck
-bald ass bitch
-mans got a temper
-sexy as fuck (it's so distracting like mate im just trynna focus on life but ur hot ass is complicating things)
-gae as hell (this one's a joke)

dis man is so hot tbh u pray to not fall in love with him and then BAM u love a man </3

EXAMPLE 1:

person one: oomf likes stephen stills
person two: omg wait which oomf .. i gotta pray for them
person one: u know the one </3 poor soul </3

EXAMPLE 2:

person one: stephen stills is SO HOT
person two: sum 1 call the doctor dis bitch is crazy
person one: no fr he's so pretty :((

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still cis tho

a meme term in the trans community used to mock trans people in denial (colloquially known as a 'egg')

Egg: "I think about wanting to go on HRT and be a girl/boy every day and I compulsively browse trans spaces. still cis tho"

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Still beat tho

An indefensible and rock solid comeback used on hoes trying to act different after a sexual relationship/encounter. Cause at the end of the day no matter how ugly and poor I am or how small my dick is.......... I still Beat Tho

Her: your dick little and you can't last longer than a minute. You ugly as shh, broke, and ain't got shh going for you.

Me: cool, I still beat tho.

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Still... Could be worse

Phrase used by Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear when shit hits the fan.

John- "I crashed my car yesterday cause I was drunk, I'm going to jail."
Jim- "Well that sucks. But Still... could be worse."

sticky one still

The phrase "Sticky one still" means it’s a difficult situation and you don’t know how to respond to that situation

Ryan: Would you go on a date with me?

Zara: Well it’s a sticky one still

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the jury is still out

an expression implying that a conclusion about someone or something has yet to be reached.

hipster: "Is this dude for real? I mean, either he's psycho, or just plain stupid."

tipster: "I dunno man....think the jury's still out on that one."

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